Not Cooo

In Germany, every now and then they discover an unexploded bomb or shell from World War II that’s been sitting quietly underneath an apartment building or a nursing home for 60+ years, and zee bomb squad has to come and remove it. Apparently this is such a common occurrence that they’ve gotten really good [...]

God Better Get a Damn Good Lawyer

Yes, frivolous litigation has moved to the next level, and it isn’t even an episode of The Colbert Report.
Now seems like as good a time as any to announce my upcoming lawsuit against the English language for appropriating my name and using it as a verb.

Terrorists Move to the Next Level

Ladies and gentlemen, this is truly terrifying. Not content to mess around with rocket-propelled grenades, IEDs, crashing planes full of people into buildings full of people, or even mailing anthrax to government employees, The Terrorists have decided to ramp it up a notch (bet that sentence set off some alarms at the NSA). [...]

You Know You Work at an NPR Station When…

…you step into a deserted stairwell and are nearly suffocated by the smell of patchouli.  What is that stuff supposed to do anyways?  Surely no one actually thinks it smells good, right?

How Much Brainpower Does It Take To Get An MBA?

Actual exchange in accounting class this morning:
Professor: “Who can tell me how an implicit cost is different from an explicit cost?”
[Silence.]
Professor: “Anyone?”
[Silence.]
That Guy On the Front Row Who Likes to Hear Himself Talk: “It’s implied?”
Professor [enthusiastically]:”Yes, that’s exactly correct!! An implicit cost is IMPLIED!”
Ironically, TGOFRWLHHT will probably be making six figures by the time he’s [...]

My Name in Lights (again)

After his close encounter with fame last year in the form of a movie about his great-grandfather, the Wildebeest is pleased to announce that next year he will once again be in the spotlight. Or sort of, anyway. Well, not really him per se, but his name at least. Ok, a lot [...]