Some Thoughts on Iran

The new National Intelligence Estimate released the other day should make everyone think a little harder about Iran.
The report contradicts the 2005 NIE by saying that U.S. intelligence agencies are now fairly certain that Iran froze its nuclear weapons program several years ago in response to international pressure, although it continued to enrich uranium. [...]

God Better Get a Damn Good Lawyer

Yes, frivolous litigation has moved to the next level, and it isn’t even an episode of The Colbert Report.
Now seems like as good a time as any to announce my upcoming lawsuit against the English language for appropriating my name and using it as a verb.

Terrorists Move to the Next Level

Ladies and gentlemen, this is truly terrifying. Not content to mess around with rocket-propelled grenades, IEDs, crashing planes full of people into buildings full of people, or even mailing anthrax to government employees, The Terrorists have decided to ramp it up a notch (bet that sentence set off some alarms at the NSA). [...]

The Apple of Her Eye Never Falls Far From the Tree

Is it just my imagination or does Jenna Bush’s new fiancee look disconcertingly like Daddy Bush? Another confirmation of my theory that women always have their fathers in mind when looking for a dude: they either want someone just like him or someone the polar opposite. Clearly this is a case of the [...]